If an intruder comes into your home what would you say, do etc.?

[DarthDookie]

Bro you could have just broke in threw that back and quietly came upstairs and killed me while i was watching 90210 but noooooo you ring the door bell get me all excited running down the stairs to answer the door thinking your the hooker with party favors i ordered

[stormium]

... you ring the door bell get me all excited running down the stairs to answer the door thinking your the hooker with party favors i ordered

i approve of these hookers.