OFFICIAL RiffTrax Troll Thread

[SuspiriaTrumpsItFollowsCrap]

There are too many ways to interpret the title and onus of this thread.

So I shall troll the title itself, not its author, nor anyone replying.  So, hey, Mr. thread-title...

(in an MJ voice), "Hey, sweetie, are you okay?  I respect your space but do we need to consider an "intervention" here?"

(in a Bridget voice), "Oh dear, looks like a thread title has been hitting the 'traditional' eggnog a bit hard again."

(in a Frank voice), "What does this have to do with the Fantastic Four or gamma-ray radiation...?!  even Victor Von Doom would be confused, and he's smarter than Reed Richards & Tony Stark combined!"

[crowtrobot80]

You will never be a real woman.

You support a potus who murdered Heather Heyer, Sicknick and 600k because he's white.  You have no right to your opinion  Piss off and go to hell you racist "rhymes with packer" and take Osama Bin Trump with you.

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You will never be a real woman.

And you'll never be a real person at all. Just a sad, lonely bigot cowardly lashing out at a world that has left them behind.

You are to winning arguments what Rachel McAdams is to ugliness, soyboy, and you are objectively a bigot.  Now F off, Cletus.

[JeepBanshee]

I'd like to complain about the number of people complaining about things.

[Meat Trademark]

MONEY DOLLARS OPPORTUNITY DOLLARS MAKING!

I'm willing to offer a one-time-only "friends" promo deep discount on my new unlimited-edition ShibbyVisio NFTs.

Just like a good NFT except we've degraded the blacks to a lightening grey, with the last letter cropped off.

It's patent-pretending SHIBBYVISION™!

As an act of Good faith.

Use promocode "ShabbyShibby420-69" for 3% off orders over $100 and free digital shipping on orders of $500 or more!

Direct message me some dilaudid for exclusive status!

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[SuspiriaTrumpsItFollowsCrap]

It appears that mocking Shibby has become a shibboleth.

[Meat Trademark]

Hey MODS, any chance we could get rid of one of the 2 OFFICIAL RiffTrax Troll Thread links? Our Important Threads section is getting crowded as is, no need for a duplicate. Thank you.

[stormium]

done.

[Meat Trademark]

You rule! Literally. Thank you.